This was not entirely true.
Technically, my first babysitter (Not including my Gramma Mindy) was Pepe, who watched me during my parents' trip to see the film "Watchmen". I slept through most of that babysitting assignment, which is why I didn't remember it quite clearly...so, to Pepe...I'm sorry. You were a great babysitter, and I'm sorry for the diss. It was quite unintentional.