Friday, February 27, 2009

My First Trip to The Zoo

My Mom and Dad met up with their friends Tom & Cheri and their kids Hannah & Ella (The Pokie one) and we all went to the zoo together. Above is a picture of me sleeping through 90% of the trip. I had fun, but nothing was more exciting than the event that got Ella her nickname...she was let loose at one point by Tom, and she ran at me, poking me in the face. I shook it off, but was a bit shocked. 

I then immediately went back to sleep again.

Tom and Cheri were mortified at their daughter's transgression, not knowing if she had hurt me, but my parents assured them that I was fine. Tom and Cheri came around, and now we all laugh about "The Pokie One" Ella continued to plot her next poke throughout the rest of the visit, but Tom was vigilant....and it was not to be.

But she's out there...somewhere...waiting....ready to poke at any moment.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Adorable outfits...

The title of this post couldn't be more apt. I figured that I would take this opportunity to show off some of the adorable outfits that people have been kind enough to get me over the last few months.

This is just a random sampling of outfits, so don't be offended if you don't see something you have gotten for me.

If you don't see any outfit that you have purchased for me, don't is more than likely that I threw up on it almost immediately after Mom and Dad put me in it. Be not offended! I enjoy wearing these things a great deal.

You will also notice a common theme running through these pictures...that of the "Fencing Pose" or "Fencing Reflex" Why do they call it that? Because it looks like I am about to fence someone. That's what all the baby books say, anyway. 

And yes. The shirts are correct....Mommy Loves Me...Daddy Loves Me...I love both of them...I AM a backseat driver...

Also, I LOVE outfits that have animal faces and ears on the feet. I hope you've enjoyed this gallery of the cute.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I may LOOK like Hugh Hefner...

...but I assure lifestyle is FAR less interesting. This is the outfit I tend to wear whenever I am getting ready for a bath....Mom & Dad put me in this so I can hang out for a little bit before the bath if they have to change my clothes before it's actually bath time. I always give them these little adventures to enjoy. 

And by adventures...I mean pooping everywhere before it's time for my bath...

Now that life has gotten a bit more stable, the blog is going to be fairly busy in the coming days with some "Catch-Up" posts. After that, I'm going to try and be a bit more regular. I will try and post some pics that don't end up on Mom or Dad's Facebook so you can get some exciting and exclusive items! There will obviously be some overlap, but what you DON'T get on Facebook is my insightful, and amusing bits that go with the pics. 

Thanks again for sticking with me! Have fun!

A retraction

It turns out that the "Baby Eating" episode that I reported on earlier was nothing more than a "humorous staged photo" from Baby Tour 2009...

I apologize to my Dad's friend Dumas for my behavior...I overreacted, and was out of line.

Don't think this doesn't stop me from watching you, Dumas. I have my eye on you...

My worst fears confirmed.

I warned you people, and there were naysayers all around..."They don't eat babies...anymore!"
Teague was the only one on my side...and yet, here is photographic PROOF that this barbaric practice still exists. 
Please, get the word out there! Yes, our fingers and toes are adorable and you may want to "Eat them right up" but you must RESIST the urge! I was born with ten fingers and ten toes, and I'd like to keep it that way! 
I'm just glad I was right, is people will believe me in the future when I try and tell them something that sounds "Crazy" and "Unreasonable"
S Dubs Out!

Monday, February 16, 2009



Gramma Mindy informed me that there were some issues with posting comments to the blog the past few days...Please accept my apologies. 

Dad was logged in, and saw a whole bunch of things towards the top of the screen that he could click on. So what did he do? He just started clicking on stuff, and somehow managed to disable comments. 

Please don't think I was trying to go all Chinese Government on my fans. Your comments are always welcome here. 

I have also enabled the option to email specific blog entries to people, should you wish to share a particularly insightful blog entry, or a particularly adorable picture.

Have a great Tuesday!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day!!

I hope that Cupid is kind to you all!

Keep an eye's been super busy here, but I have a lot to tell you...this will be a productive week on the old blog.

Thanks for sticking with me! little red Valentine's outfit has little cows on it. Yes, they say "Chomp Chomp" :-)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Thug Life

That's see that little fist? I'm not saying that I'm threatening you, per se...but I'm not saying that I'm NOT.

Anyway...another week dawns, and the baby machine is in full swing...I have been sleeping (Sporadically) and filling my quota of diapers (Sometimes ABOVE my quota) just like a good baby should.

Coming up this week, is news and pics from the first leg of Baby Tour 2009! I was in Connecticut for the first time meeting some new family and friends. It was kind of a blast, but very exhausting. 

Last night, I watched my first Superbowl, but didn't know what was going on, since Mom and Dad both had about the same level of knowledge in regards to the ins and outs of football. The Steelers clenched it, and in honor of them, I threw down some yellow poop.

Gross...but true.