So....a long time ago, when my My Mom (The Incubator) and My Dad (The guy who pokes me and feeds my mom ice cream to try and get me to kick) were talking about conceiving me, My Dad had discussed starting a blog for me to jot down my ideas and thoughts as they came to me....He talked about how great it would be for me to share my important, and all powerful perspective on the grand journey growing from a tiny Dot (that's how I got the nickname) to a kicking, screaming baby. Well, My Dad being the way he is, Mom is now mere months away from kicking me to the curb and he finally got around to starting my stupid blog. I find this totally unacceptable, and frankly a bit unprofessional on his part. I mean, doesn't he want me to be able to make my thoughts known? Doesn't he know that there could very well be nuggets of genius nestled in all my talk about chillin' in my womb and my fears about living in a placenta-free world?
Hm...well, greetings and salutations, people. I am currently called "The Dot" and I will have more to say very soon. Don't you fret.
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Large vocabulary for such a young person. Tell your dad to stop the ice cream feeding.
Grama Mindy
Hello "Grama Mindy" It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I look very forward to actually meeting you in person. I hear rumors that you are excited to meet me, and have been for some time.
I appreciate your compliment on my vocabulary. I am pleased that people are already throwing compliments my way. Expect to send me more. Yes, I'm cocky....but then again I take after my parents, after all.... And for those of you who like big words...know this...I plan on using vociferous cries to get my way as soon as I'm out. Plan on it. :-) ...carry on.
Matt great job on the blog I like it.. Love and miss you guys Evette
Thank you "Bittmann's On The Move" Your name is cumbersome, but amusing. I'm glad that you have enjoyed the blog thus far, and hope you find time to stop by and visit me again! I will let "Matt" know that you approve. :-)
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